punrepentant:

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

(Source: portmantaur, via rhimjob)

princvsx:

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

(via glawesome)